Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Nerdy Nurse Tip of the Month
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
If it ain't broke, don't fix it...on the other hand...
The third fracture that I think is fascinating is called the "Hangman's Fracture." This is the severance of pars interarticularis of the axis vertebra, more commonly known as C2, named so because this is the mechanism of injury (and the resulting death) in judicial hangings. It's caused by the sudden and forceful hyperextension of the head (chin to chest), and is not only caused by the sudden drop and jerk when one is being hung, but also in motor vehicle accidents when unrestrained drivers go into the steering wheel or through the windshield head-first. So wear your seatbelts!! Your C-spine is one of your most treasured possessions, so please, please treat it with loving care!
Last, but not least, I love a good open, compound fracture. Not cutely or sensationally named, but man is it gross! Quickly shortened by us in the ER to "open [insert name of body part]", (e.g. "open tib-fib," "open ankle"), these come in as level 2 traumas on a regular basis. Very bloody, easily contaminated (with dirt, etc.), and wicked awesome, these fractures are, surprisingly, usually not particularly painful. If there is considerable nerve, tendon, ligament, muscle damage, first we'll reduce it (put it back to where it's supposed to be) under conscious sedation and then splint it, but eventually surgery is going to be the answer. Pins, rods, plates, and all kinds of bike-shop metal is gonna be placed in there to make sure you're back in one piece. I had a patient the other day with a GREAT open ankle fracture and even took a picture of it with his permission. But the damn picture wouldn't load so now we're stuck with a look-alike from Google. Just imagine way more blood! :)
Awesome! So, the moral of the story is: get your daily dose of calcium because you definitely don't want to end up in the ER with one of these because your bones are too brittle and can't handle normal wear and tear! (Also, don't try to hang yourself because a) we love you and want you to live and b) suicide attempts by hanging usually succeed because of slow, terrifying asphyxiation, not a quick C2 fracture.)
xoxo
Monday, April 19, 2010
Oh Conscious Sedation...you get me every time
When someone is going through a painful procedure, whether it be putting a dislocated hip back into place, setting a broken bone, or pulling out wisdom teeth, patients are often put under what's called "conscious sedation." Usually using a combination of Fenanyl (for analgesia) and Versed (for sedation and memory loss), or Katamine and Propofol, patients will not be aware of what's going on, but can also maintain their own airways during the procedure, thus nullifying the need for intubation (which is a very risky procedure). Patients will also not remember the procedure or what they say or do while the medication is wearing off. These people may be breathing and blinking, but trust me - they are high as kites on a blustery day. And it's fun.
For example, I had one of my patients go on and on and on about "chaos and waterfalls" while coming off a Ketamine and Propofol conscious sedation. I had his girlfriend write down the things he said so she could tell him after he came to. We all had quite a few laughs. I had another patient say he was in "Zu-Zu Land" after we pushed his hernia back into place.
While some people like to smirk and giggle and observe people for their own private amusement (me), some people like to film their loved ones under the influence of conscious sedation.
Watch these two videos and try not to bust out laughing. Sorry guys - I'm having technical difficulties and YouTube is not letting me embed these links, so please feel free to click the two links, and enjoy.
David after Dentist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
Unicorn after Wisdom Teeth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQD2y-ZL8s0
xoxo
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Ways to lose face (two lessons from the ER)
Note: this is not a picture taken from Vanderbilt Emergency Room, but it's scary how uncanny the resemblance is to the patient I may or may not have seen the other day, who saw fit to get into it with a pittie. Just add an endotracheal tube and subtract a lot more nose.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
First Aid 101 - You Got Burned
There are a lot of myths out there about burns (e.g. Don't you slather a burn with butter?) so here's the rundown.
A second degree burn involves the middle layer of skin called the dermis. Second degree burns usually manifest themselves as painful, superficial blisters. Ouch. Aloe should also do the trick here, although there are some really sweet "after burn" topical treatments with lidocaine in them that will cause some superficial numbing. You may want to try that as well.
Third degree burns involve the subcutaneous tissue. Nerves and muscle are damaged by the burn and usually appears charred (i.e. brown or black) in appearance. Yiggity. Go to the ER. The good news? Due to the damaged nerves, third degree burns can be predominantly painless. The bad news? Hair follicles are destroyed and wherever you got burned will now forever be bald. Mrr. Fourth degree burns are really bad news. Shocker, I know. Fourth degree burns, or full-thickness burns, are the deepest burns and involve not only skin and muscle tissue, but tendons and ligaments as well. Fourth degree burns are generally white and waxy in appearance. See the picture below - the middle of that burn is a fourth degree. The outer, brown edges are third degree. And the I'm not sure what the pink dotties are on the other leg - my best guess is that they're skin graft sites.Whatever you do, don't....use ice. Cool water is not the same as cold water, ice water, or straight up ice. If you place ice straight on burnt skin it will cause further tissue damage.
Butter your bread, not your burns. Butter and oils actually retain heat and can prolong the burning. If you want to stick with old school remedies, use milk. Soaking a (first degree) burn in milk will soothe it. Slathering yourself in butter will only result in you more burned...and covered in butter. Insult to injury.
Don't pop your blisters. Burns love to get infected so don't mess with your blisters. This goes for blisters of all origin. Let them heal on their own.
Next time: Epistaxis: The fancy word for "nosebleed."
Nurse Nerdy - a fine example
At first glance one might say, "Well this is ugly. It's cold and modernist and silver and not at all my style." However (and this is a big however), one's opinion might change when they learn this is the serotonin molecule. That's right. The neurotransmitter. Of the approximately 40 million brain cells, most are influenced either directly or indirectly by serotonin. This includes brain cells related to mood, sexual desire and function, appetite, sleep, memory and learning, temperature regulation, and some social behavior. It's widely believed (although officially not proven, because apparently such studies cannot be performed on live brains) that a lack of serotonin can cause dysfunction in these areas and can lead to depression. It is also belived that an increase of serotonin (caused by selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRI's) like Paxil, Prozac, Celexa, etc.) can lift many symptoms of anxiety and depression. It's like a Happy word decoration without being a Happy word decoration! I love it!
And that, my friends, is nurse nerdy.